May 2012
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eeek i get to see my super awesome family tomorrow like great uncles and aunts and cousins from far and wide and it’s gonna rule!!!
now i’m off because sarah and i are watching (reciting) anchorman
EVERYONE IS SO FAKE ONLINE AND IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY!!!!
sarah and i went to go get whataburger and like two minutes until home mercy stopped and so she said: the only other song we can bond over
and then i believe in a thing called love came on and wow we hit all the notes
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“emma, did you really think you were a proper lady?”
– WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
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“i hate you like gooey raisins”
– father
the closet theatre / time showing moonrise kingdom:
austin on the eighth
OR
dallas on the first
wowweee i’m really upset
since the 16th I’ve been trying to find a theatre in Houston that will be showing moonrise kingdom and I can’t find one????
I’m upset
i’ve tried playing portal and portal 2 before and it seems really fun i just am not smart enough to play like i don’t have that kind of thinking process to problem solve
and only guys can do it too so like sexism hey
if symmetric was a palindrome i’d be the happiest person ever
or what if palindrome was a palindrome!!!
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things i need to get with my next few paychecks
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iphone
iphone case from s6
wes anderson films i don’t have
submarine (film)
it’s kind of a funny story (book)
roald dahl books i don’t own / can’t find??? how did i lose them!!!
collection of poe’s poems
more books i can’t think of right now???
gettin book slike it’s my job
how many times a day do i have i smell sex and candy here suck in my head is the real question
mama it surely is a dream
you don’t know how happ y i am for panera to have black cherry smoothies again!!!!
i don’t know it’s just like a chili peppers and modest mouse night???
my bedmate’s bein real mean so please someone take me in
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i’m really trying to think about the book i wanna write??? and
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like okay it starts with the narrator standing on a ledge on a cool fall day and she’s debating whether or not to jump like that’s the whole first chapter or part of the first chapter and then it’s just gonna be a reflection on the days, weeks, months leading up to her about to jump okay but i...
when i drink a cup of coffee i always fill up the mug with cold water and drink it directly after i finish the last of my coffee because that feeling is really amazing???
and then same with liked tea, i make tea and it’s hot until i put it over ice and then in some sips it’s hot and others it’s cold and then in some sips it’s both and that feels really good just like the...
time znes freak me out like 1000000% of the time
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gogol bordello nad then animal collective and then pink floyd and then gogol bordello and then etc etc
someone go to dallas with me like late july to see logic okay thank you
i’m not dumb i swear
the manager i closed with tonight is punk like there are only ten actual punks in houston and he is one of them and that’s why i like him
you go matt you be a punk
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sarah is googling: colleges in texas for idiots, colleges in texas for adequate students, and texas college requirements
she’s now starting her own college called: TCAS - texas colleges for adequate students
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oh gosh i didn’t even realize like the other day i was telling my dad how many people lived in austin (almost 800k) and we kept calling it tiny because houston has over 2 million and in actuality austin is the 14th largest in america man how am i ever gonna live in a city smaller than houston without thinking it’s just another podunk town
why i s little nicky not on instant watch like no one likes that movie except me
i need to write but i’m stumped and unmotivated
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1990s ewan mcgregor can touch me
my mom called sam SALMON on accident earlier today
she yelled salmon at him!!!
the other day my family and i were arguing about why that guy changed his name to world peace
#15 (world peace)
and then megan brought up ochocinco and sarah said THAT was understandable
uh no
e’ryone’s dumb
oh EW i hate working because
i’m forced to smile
people then compliment that smile
forced to say thank you
WEIRD GUY ALWAYS CALLS ME SUGAR AND ALWAYS SAYS HIS DAY IS BETTER WHEN HE SEES ME
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wtvrmom replied to your post: there weren’t any spotters at the syg / fys…
i saw jeffree star with BROKENCYDE in 09 and there were people push moshing and hardcore dancing while brokencyde were setting up i left before they played though it probably got a lot worse
ew noah what were you thinking????
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i don’t know like i’m really happy to work again just for the money i mean i don’t HATE work but i definitely hate being put only as a closer and i hate that i have to be happy all the time there and that i have to dumb myself down to work there???
but like i just got a text saying what’s happening sunday night and i wont be done until an hour later and then by...